Talk to your hand like you’re making a game plan to sleep with someone else who is in the room.Someone goes onto your Amazon account and buys a special toy for you that’s $20 or less.For the next round, you’re in time-out on someone’s lap. You’re in school and you’ve been a bad student. If there’s a pool, you have to go skinny dipping, and you have to choose one buddy to go with you.Someone feeds you M&Ms or other small chocolate candy, and you have to say, “Thank you, Daddy," after each one.Someone has to lick peanut butter, chocolate sauce, or whipped cream off your finger, cheek, or somewhere of their choice.You have to leave an R-rated voicemail for an ex. You have to kiss the first person you touch exactly where you touch them.
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